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Sunday, April 29, 2007
Funny alcohol sayings
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Adapted from Cool'n'smart
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
My favourite TV shows
Here are some tips of the best TV programmes for you.
Let's start with Futurama
A pizza delivery guy named Fry gets frozen in time by mistake in 1999 and wakes up a thousand years later, in the distant future. Having met his great great great... great nephew - a mad scientist - Fry starts working in his old nephew's space deliver company. His best friend is an alcoholic robot, born (or rather to say made) in Mexico. The woman Fry is really into is his co-worker called Leela, who acknowledges his feelings but won't return them.
My opinion
One of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Although it's situated in the future, the critic of present mankind is huuge. It's like Simpsons for sci-fi fans.
Next show I want to mention is IT Crowd.
It's pretty much close to what I want (or am supposed) to do - Information technologies. Here is a brief description of the three main characters.
Moss lives with his mum, who also dresses him, styles his hair and buys his clothes. He's highly intelligent, scared of spiders and has the social skills of a serial killer. The closest he's got to a woman is Lara Croft, and he struggles to communicate with anything that doesn't have a keyboard.
The smiling face of the I.T. Department, Roy's spiky personality ensures he'll always be kept away from normal people as long as possible. He's king of the basement, indulging his love of comic books, fast food, computer games and random arguments with his best friend, Moss.
Jen knows nothing about IT, she only got the job because she said she had extensive experience of computers like using mices, clicking, double-clicking, and that thing that goes on the floor... the er hard-drive? As well as being their line manager, Jen is Roy and Moss' agony aunt, relationship coach and guru about life outside the basement. Not that her life is going particularly well, it's just better than theirs.
Let's start with Futurama
A pizza delivery guy named Fry gets frozen in time by mistake in 1999 and wakes up a thousand years later, in the distant future. Having met his great great great... great nephew - a mad scientist - Fry starts working in his old nephew's space deliver company. His best friend is an alcoholic robot, born (or rather to say made) in Mexico. The woman Fry is really into is his co-worker called Leela, who acknowledges his feelings but won't return them.
My opinion
One of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Although it's situated in the future, the critic of present mankind is huuge. It's like Simpsons for sci-fi fans.
Next show I want to mention is IT Crowd.
It's pretty much close to what I want (or am supposed) to do - Information technologies. Here is a brief description of the three main characters.
Moss lives with his mum, who also dresses him, styles his hair and buys his clothes. He's highly intelligent, scared of spiders and has the social skills of a serial killer. The closest he's got to a woman is Lara Croft, and he struggles to communicate with anything that doesn't have a keyboard.
The smiling face of the I.T. Department, Roy's spiky personality ensures he'll always be kept away from normal people as long as possible. He's king of the basement, indulging his love of comic books, fast food, computer games and random arguments with his best friend, Moss.
Jen knows nothing about IT, she only got the job because she said she had extensive experience of computers like using mices, clicking, double-clicking, and that thing that goes on the floor... the er hard-drive? As well as being their line manager, Jen is Roy and Moss' agony aunt, relationship coach and guru about life outside the basement. Not that her life is going particularly well, it's just better than theirs.
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